working on my night cheese

a few things I realized last night

holy crap it IS sue sylvester! whoaaaaaa

mollybierman:

  1. I am awkwardly/annoyingly good at mistaking pizza delivery cars for taxi cabs
  2. Jane Lynch (of Sue Sylvester infamy and also from being in best in show and 40 year old virgin, among other things) is the mom (Lucy Bobby) in talladega nights.  You really should stop whatever you are doing and go see.  Your mind will be blown
Via living like this, is a full-time business

DISAGREE. i’d say no and then take the hot sauce packet and squirt it in HIS EYES

heyitscat:

If I got proposed to this way… I would not say no.

Especially if he ordered my favorites off the Taco Bell dessert menu.

vodkaphonics:

cadyheron:

Fact: i would LOVE to be proposed to this way.  Preferably while I’m stuffing a gordita in my mouth.

I’m with you, Cady. I’d love a taco bell proposal mid-chalupa.


(404): Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably (1-404): No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars


(360): my secret santa just gave me a pregency test

AHAHAAAHAHAAAHAH



mollybierman:


Kind Cool Idea of the Day: For the cost of a couple weeks worth of coffee, the wonder-mongers at Shidonni promise to turn your child’s most wild-ass drawings into one-of-a-kind plush toys.

Check out the process below:

Place your order by tomorrow to get your one-of-a-kind stuffed whatchamacallit in time for Christmas.

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I don’t have a child, and when I do I hope (s)he is better at art than this, but a very awesome idea regardless

i don’t know what you’re talking about, this is like 10000000x better than anything i ever made. my stick figures used to not have torsos and were just heads with legs.



how hopeful and adorable does this creature look?? I WANTTTT

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

My puppy Kawaii



barcelona sunset



fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Dee, my 1.2 year old labrador who was just 5/6 weeks when that picture was taken(: she’s still the most awesome dog ever.


(412): Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.


OH MY GOD EMMA AND MR. SCHUE


http://www.cleavagecaddy.com/


(314): I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.


(708): Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes


these are the things my dad sends me regularly

these are the things my dad sends me regularly



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